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Sh*t My Dad Says

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Description

Sht My Dad Says* is a sharp, laugh-out-loud memoir built around the unforgettable observations of Sam Halpern, a blunt and unapologetically honest 73-year-old father. What started as a viral Twitter account quickly became a cultural phenomenon, drawing readers in with outrageous one-liners and keeping them engaged through Justin Halpern’s stories about family, relationships, growing up, and moving back home at age 29. Alongside the humor is a surprisingly heartfelt look at a father-son relationship shaped by hard truths, unexpected wisdom, and a lifetime of memorable conversations.

Specs List:

  • Author: Justin Halpern

  • Title: Sht My Dad Says*

  • Genre: Humor / Memoir

  • Format: Collection of quotations and comedic essays

  • Based On: The viral Twitter account Shit My Dad Says

  • Themes: Family, relationships, life lessons, and humor

  • Audience: Fans of David Sedaris, Chelsea Handler, and character-driven comedy

  • Features: Expanded stories and new material beyond the original Twitter posts

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